What is this, the Anti-Bullying Parade?

My whole family is getting all freaked out because the kids at school don't like me.

Like they can do anything about it!

About ten minutes ago, my sister waltzed into my room and asked for names. She has a boyfriend who has a brother who has crazy friends who will beat people up. No kidding. She tells me that she'll bust down doors if she has to, and she'll make sure they regret ever being rude to me.

My gosh, well, I'd PAY someone to do that to certain people, but she told me that she would only be able to get revenge on the people in my school, which sucks because the only person I'd freaking love to have kicked in the balls does not go to my school. Although that's also a VERY good thing. A VERY VERY GOOD THING.

THEN.

My dad comes into my room and is like, "So boys are rude to you?"

I freaked out and was like "GET OUT! EVERYBODY NEEDS TO GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT THIS!"

I mean, considering this isn't even the biggest issue in my life right now, why don't we focus on the real issues? Yeesh.

I almost told my dad about the big old shithead who broke my heart but my dad would probably actually cause bodily harm to anyone who broke my heart if he had the chance. Bad bodily harm, I believe.

It's like a freaking parade of people coming into my room, and they're all sad about the people at my school who bully me, but seriously, what can they do? People don't like me because according to them I'm a "weird ugly freak who might as well kill herself".

There's nothing like a glorious day at school to motivate me, no?